December 2008
30 posts
Roll your own......
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She points him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons...
Well Played......
Employee: “Thanks for calling, how may I help you?”
Customer: “Hi. I came through drive-thru earlier tonight, and there’s something wrong with my food.”
Employee: “Um, okay…what’s wrong exactly?”
Customer: “Well, I ordered ***, and there was a used condom on the sandwich.”
Employee, holding in a laugh: “Sir, that’s impossible. We don’t practice safe sex here.”
Customer: “Well played.” *hangs up*
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“NEVER complain about the quality of free beer.”
– Rules for men, man up and act like you got a pair!
“No man shall ever turn down free beer because “it’s not their brand.”
– Rules for men, man up and act like you got a pair!
“If a man NEEDS to use an umbrella, he won’t share it with another man. If...”
– Rules for men, man up and act like you got a pair!
Southern Piece
After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, “Miss, y’all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y’all to give me a piece of ass?” “Lord, that’s the most direct proposition I’ve ever had!” gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added,...
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